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The Official Pierre McGuire Drinking Game


With quite a few playoff games being broadcast on TSN and NBC and the Stanley Cup Finals exclusively on NBC, unfortunately we will most likely be hearing a lot of television announcer Pierre McGuire. Though I can’t speak for everyone, I know he has a tendency to make my ears bleed, but apparently there is a way to get through a P. McG game without having to jump out of a 10 story window. And it comes in the form of alcohol, nice.

The Official Pierre McGuire Drinking Game

DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

* Dion Phaneuf
* Mike Richards
* Carey Price
* Jonathen Toews
* Monster
* Whaaamo!
* El- Kabong
* Real Deal
* Puck Poise
* Big Body Presence
* Active Stick
* Calls a Player “Special” or ” a fine young man”
* Wow!

DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Giggles at any point during the game
* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation
* Mentions people he met in Europe
* Says ” Team ‘X’ Scouting staff did a great job finding this player”
* Says Something extremely gay (EX. Big Stick…SHOWERS….player with shirt off)
* Goes nuts when a team, has too many men
* WJC host city is “Beautiful” or “Filled with great people”
* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks
* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)
* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)
* If pierre says “Time and Space”
* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career
* If Pierre says “Its Hammer Time”
* Says “Sheer Larcany”

HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Mentions a Staal brother who isn’t playing
* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn’t involved in the game
* Says the Game is a Classic!
* says ” Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road”.
* If Pierre says “Roof Daddy”
* If Pierre goes ” Thats a Double Dion”

CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:

* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)
* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left…. Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!

So there you have it folks! If anyone has anything to add as I found several different versions of this while researching, drop a comment bellow. And don’t forget to drink responsibly! 🙂

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  1. Tyler
    June 22, 2010 at 7:40 am

    great blog…laughed my ass off…definitely all true

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